Car Free Vancouver says no to dupobs on the “bongo-rhythmic” Main stage. No to dupobs on the Commercial “crap-hop” stage. And no to dupobs on the “folk-ass” West End stage. Has Stephen Harper sucked out their brains? Yes! Car Free Vancouver declares itself the “we-don’t-serve-what-you-can’t-pronounce” White Spot of car-free festivals. They attempt the impossible; to hold back the ever-retreating horizon of the signified. They ignore the necessary connection between squareness and cultural death; mediocrity and war; Wilco and the destruction of rainforests. They are wrong. dupobs is right. History will tell the story. dupobs WILL be there on June 14. Hleauxs! to you in our. in the. in the! in the. and the. pleur-yuh. &c.