This is a quote from Paul Travers ROLLING STONE:

“It has a spirit that soars!”

Now DUPOBS have a new album.  It’s the official DUPOBS ROCK OPERA for the O snow-slide LYMP winter-spring ICS between the years 2009 and 2011.  It starts with some squeegie boys from Quebec, here to make it big in Vancouver.  Unfortunately, they are chased out by the mayor, Mr. Ritch Krotch.  Here’s a picture:

Is it a picture of Ritch Krotch?  The squeegie boys get chased away to the Yukon by land-scum developers and highway builder Kant (philosophy) S.  Now chased by the self-mutilating priest of maybe Mayan maybe Aztec boys and girls.  We can’t tell the difference because we only studied FORGEIN languages.  There is a dumb rock concert and more bad.  Squeegie boys detach all of Yukon and sail it to xenophobic samurai land of Japan during time of SAKKOKU.  They say: “We don’t hate you, but we already have an overflow human infestation, so please go.”  So they go to MID-EVIL IN-GLAND.  They land on top and everyone has to dig themselves out.  With British accents.  Isn’t that cute?  Now rejected, now again.  They go to SPACE.  To SPACE 1999.  Will they ever be accepted?  Listen HERE.