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Car Free Vancouver says no to dupobs on the “bongo-rhythmic” Main stage. No to dupobs on the Commercial “crap-hop” stage. And no to dupobs on the “folk-ass” West End stage. Has Stephen Harper sucked out their brains? Yes! Car Free Vancouver declares itself the “we-don’t-serve-what-you-can’t-pronounce” White Spot of car-free festivals. They attempt the impossible; to hold back the ever-retreating horizon of the signified. They ignore the necessary connection between squareness and cultural death; mediocrity and war; Wilco and the destruction of rainforests. They are wrong. dupobs is right. History will tell the story. dupobs WILL be there on June 14. Hleauxs! to you in our. in the. in the! in the. and the. pleur-yuh. &c.
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Some balls, eh, Mark? Go fook yourself. And yr twin home cities, impotent child.
Print out the above image on something sticky and stick it anywhere – on the nearest stop sign, on your local cafÃ©’s table (somewhere where the management won’t see it), on your local pisstank’s toilet bowl – anywhere people vomit, in fact. Then suitably equipped camera phones that focus on the image will be taken immediately to the dupobs’ blog.
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There is now a Regressive listeners’ group on Last FM. If you’re interested in the Regressive genre — either as a listener or a musician — definitely take the time to join. Likewise, if you make music and consider it Regressive, make sure to upload it to Last FM. For those of you unfamiliar with Regressive music, simply listen to dupobs and read the Manifesto. Very soon, with your interest, the world’s playlists shall be littered with putrefied facsimilies of commercial music. Haven’t you had enough already? For occasional progress reports, please be sure to join our mailing list.
It has been a very fine year, hasnâ€™t it? In the closing days, we had our cockles warmed of our hearts to learn of a very nice deed. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS. Yes, Rich Marcher and Merry Waltz and supreme commander of Canada Hilly went to say thank you to our troops. They give candy to little children of Afghans. Then they sometimes explodu the grown-ups. Every day they count. Sometimes they die too. But for a good cause. Rich Marcher wanted to say thank you. Heâ€™s a funny man. What did he do? He stuck something in his own stuffing-space. May be some breadcrumbs. Heâ€™s very clever and can tell a kenning from an alliteration and so on. He wants to be like Baub Hoop. He wants to send around the turkey like Gorge Pus on Thanks Givinâ€™. Stuffing Chirper commissioned a song by Dupobs for this. It is called. What is the song called? Now we started a new religion. Itâ€™s a bent coat hanger with a book. The book is called. What is the book called? Recruitment is very success. 100% increase in 2006. It has been a good year. Hello everyone. Heuxlagucklesfleugleuaux!
DUPOBS are trying to help make money for Gordon Campbell in the amount of $257. We want to help him build his own sea of fire, right here in New York. To do this we will have to build back the World Trade Center. Here are some of the plans we’re considering:
World Drunk Center: We could turn the remains of the Center into a vodka mill, so that people could have some fun, and forget about all their troubles. Then maybe they’d forget about all the problems that they have driving around the old World Trade Center site, and would stop crashing into things and killing people.
World Internet Center: We could compress the whole Internet into a single Pentium III chip, and put in on the ground where the Center once stood. Then we could post a concierge to stand in an office nearby, so if you needed to go on the internet, you could make an appointment through that guy. We could hire a senior citizen for this job. He might walk slow and shake his hands, but he would probably like to have something to do for a change.
World Barf Center: We’d build a single skyscraper on the site, and funnel all the barf in Manhattan into a pressurized tank. When everyone’s done being sick, the tank pressurizes a lot and then the barf shoots up a tube, straight up the center of the building. Then on the top there is a fountain, and the barf comes out there, and rains down all around to commemorate the years of empathetic media coverage that we’ve seen about the tragedy.
World Horse Center: We could cage together all the world’s horses, to remind us that we domesticated animals. We’d put the cages on the site.
World Airplane Wreckage Center: This design comes to us from our manager Lardmark S. Kolva. We could suspend a bunch of wreckage of 747s on long ropes down the sides of the new tower. Then there could be a rotating floor on the top, to which the ropes are attached by hooks. At 12:00 noon everyday, the top floor (with a restaurant inside) would start twirling around really really fast. Then the 747 wreckages would spin around, gaining altitude as the rotation speed increased, until they were spinning around like a maypole ritual. The first time this was done, all the surrounding buildings might get bumped and cut up a bit, but eventually they’d get out of the way.
The $257 that we raise through your donations will cover the retainer for the architect we are hiring for this job. Please email us to inquire.
what are you doing here? this is the dupobs website. are you fucking nuts?
if you’re wondering – it’s a new ho-di-ho campaign what will probably suck-di-suck. there’ll be videos n stuff. & if you comment all stupid, you’ll get it all barfed back on ya. you only get out what you put in, dum dum.