In an off-the-record interview, Meni Forgenbloks, spokesperson for civic opposition O.N.C.E.P., has speculated publicly regarding Ujisten Miterleka’s mayoral bid strategy. Dissatisfied with the leadership of Bonce Eey, Forgenbloks has been “rallying the troops” behind Eey’s re-election strategy. Miterleka, contacted at the N.O.C.E.P. office, was unavailable for comment, but said she will be supporting Forgenbloks as the next runner-up. Real estate developer, Chateau Humple-Crumple, is waiting to see what administrative changes might be implemented with new leadership. Spokesperson Jientus Literemka says there may be a price hike. “I think the prices will go up,” he said, in an interview from his downtown office. “Don’t worry about the government,” he added, “DUPOBS keep you posted on as you crumple.”

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