dupobs make a new tradition on their new album

Song Eight – Suckle Cuckle

This song is for Hungarian citizenship ceremonies performed by a kabuki ensemble on the island of Corsica. To obtain Hungarian citizenship, there are instructions to follow. First, put whatever personal information you like (maybe your name) on the application form. Any scrap of paper will do. Next, have someone take a high-contrast black and white photo of the back of your head (it’s best if you are going bald), and staple it to the application form. (Say “Thank you, Innerspazz.”) Next, spill some soup on it, and mail it to the Hungarian Government of Corsica at Kabuki-za (attn. Béla Tarr), PO Box 9, Moldova.

dupobs go on talking about the newest of the new — from their new album

Song Seven – Schnitzel Mustache n’Ads Y’All

Nouveaux riches vont a la soiree, mais ils ne peuvent pas trouver la “party favour” – schnitzels on the rug under the chesterfield. Disgusted, they return to their Porsche 911s. Drunk, and comfortably embalmed in money, they hire servants to drive. In the end, they find the schnitzels – on the passenger seats! (It stuck to their trousers.) This became an ad for new mustache waxing spray.